A Message from the Teleprompter
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by FuzzFrom Iowahawk:
Telepresident
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 by FuzzObama is often praised as a “great orator.” That is, unless he is speaking without his teleprompter. When speaking off the cuff, he sounds more like a great, ah, uh, well, ahh, you see, uhm, bumbler.
So, in a move that makes him look like the biggest empty suit to ever walk the Earth, his handlers have decided that he should bring his teleprompter with him every time he opens his mouth.
It appears Barack Obama’s teleprompter is hitting the campaign trail.
The Democratic presidential nominee has never tried to hide the fact he delivers speeches off the device, though normally he doesn’t use one at standard campaign rallies and town hall events.
But the Illinois senator used a teleprompter at both his Colorado events Monday — making for a particularly peculiar scene in Pueblo, where the prompter was set up in the middle of what is normally a rodeo ring.
Bwahahahaha.
