Politics with Cows
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by FuzzHat tip - my dad:
Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government and then the government gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the government; then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Dictatorship: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
