Just For Claude
Thursday, October 9th, 2008 by FuzzI put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy.
Politics with Cows
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by FuzzHat tip - my dad:
Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government and then the government gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the government; then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Dictatorship: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
Read My Lips
Sunday, January 20th, 2008 by FuzzDid a model shoot with Sam Cagle yesterday. He was a great model to work with, and had the whole politician look down pat.
Both the G.W. Bush look…
And the Bill Clinton politician grip:
Hooray… Tomorrow is Election Day
Monday, November 5th, 2007 by FuzzWe hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.~Aesop
Al Gore Wins Nobel Prize
Friday, October 12th, 2007 by FuzzHey… who knew that you could win a Nobel Prize by being a hypocritical environmental scare monger. At least the prize went to somebody from the United States?
Pick Your Poison
Friday, October 5th, 2007 by FuzzHere’s a pretty cool survey that my dad sent me that will tell you which presidential candidate you are most in line with. I wasn’t surprised to find that I was most in line with John McCain and Fred Thompson. I’m not a huge fan of McCain due to the McCain/Feingold fiasco, however, so even though the quiz put McCain as my number one… he takes the back seat to Thompson. I just wish that Fred wasn’t in bed with the friggin’ ethanol companies.
My order, according to the 11-question survey:
- McCain
- Thompson
- Hunter
- Brownback
- Trancredo
- Huckabee
- Gilmore
- Giuliani
- Romney
- Paul
That’s all the political b.s. you’re going to get out of me for awhile. I don’t feel like subjecting myself to all of the election garbage until 2008, at least.
