Dems Role Explained

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 by Fuzz

If you haven’t seen this video, you should. Then, the next time that you hear anybody saying that “Bush’s failed policies” led to the downfall of the economy, remember what you see here:

Hat tip… just about everywhere.

Racist

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 by Fuzz

From CNN:

DETROIT, Michigan (AP) — A young Muslim woman said she and another woman were refused seats directly behind Barack Obama — and in front of TV cameras — at a Detroit rally because they wear head scarves.

Goes to show the difference between the parties. The Republicans would have accepted this woman to show the diversity of their party. Democrats fear that a woman with a scarf will bring out the “Hussein” in Barack Hussein Obama.

It’s the party of tolerance*, people.

*Tolerance will be negated in the in the event that you disagree with the party’s stance, if you look different than the ideals set forth by the DNC, and/or if you do not inherently hate the United States of America. Conformity and assimilation required.

Democrats. Love Everybody. some restrictions apply.

A Hard On For “Recession”

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 by Fuzz

Since the word, “recession,” is a technically specific one, we are not able to truly say that we are in a recession, just yet. The news media, really wants us to be, though. I have this odd hunch that there will be a bunch of guys in a news pool cheering, popping champagne, and slapping each other on the ass once we are finally official.

I’m no economist, but in order for us to just move on and start repairing the market, I propose that the fed chair, Ben Bernanke, hold a surprise press conference today declaring that we are officially in a recession.

The stock market will falter and the news guys will have their celebratory circle jerk, but at least we’ll be able to start rebuilding.

Of course, the reason for the media’s excitement for a “recession” is so that they can further whack each other off over how bad of a president Bush II is/was. If a Democrat is elected in November, I predict that the news media will be talking about an economic turnaround by March of next year. If McCain is elected, I am still willing to bet that he is greeted with a wet, yet not as tonguey, kiss.