Fuzz Martin :: FuzzMartin.com http://www.fuzzmartin.com Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:05:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 no My Interview with The Abortionist… http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/18/my-interview-with-the-abortionist/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/18/my-interview-with-the-abortionist/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:51:13 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=4069 …author, Michael James Caughill, from this morning’s show.

Get The Abortionist online at Amazon.com.

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/18/my-interview-with-the-abortionist/feed/ 2 <p>…author, Michael James Caughill, from this morning’s show.</p> <p>Get <em>The Abortionist</em> online at <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Abortionist-Michael-James-Caughill/dp/0595412424/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1252897767&sr=8-1">Amazon.com</a>.</p> …author, Michael James Caughill, from this morning’s show. Get The Abortionist online at Amazon.com. Fuzz Martin no Hey, President Obama http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/16/hey-president-obama/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/16/hey-president-obama/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:22:31 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=4063 What do you think of Fuzz Martin?

:)

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/09/16/hey-president-obama/feed/ 1 <p>What do you think of Fuzz Martin?</p> <p> <img src='http://www.fuzzmartin.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> What do you think of Fuzz Martin? Toby Keith – Lost You Anyway http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/03/19/toby-keith-lost-you-anyway/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/03/19/toby-keith-lost-you-anyway/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:13:17 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3909 I haven’t really been a fan of Toby Keith stuff, lately, but his new song, “Lost You Anyway,” is phenomenal. It reminds me of “You Shouldn’t Kiss Me Like This” and “Wish I Didn’t Know Now.”

Here’s a snippet…

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2009/03/19/toby-keith-lost-you-anyway/feed/ 2 <p>I haven’t really been a fan of Toby Keith stuff, lately, but his new song, “Lost You Anyway,” is phenomenal. It reminds me of “You Shouldn’t Kiss Me Like This” and “Wish I Didn’t Know Now.”</p> <p>Here’s a snippet…</p> I haven’t really been a fan of Toby Keith stuff, lately, but his new song, “Lost You Anyway,” is phenomenal. It reminds me of “You Shouldn’t Kiss Me Like This” and “Wish I Didn’t Know Now.” Here’s a snippet… Jackhammers http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/18/jackhammers/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/18/jackhammers/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:29:50 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/18/jackhammers/ There is apparently a new business going in right next door to us here at the radio station. They must not really realize us, or (more likely) they do not care that we RECORD AUDIO for a living.

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/18/jackhammers/feed/ 3 <p>There is apparently a new business going in right next door to us here at the radio station. They must not really realize us, or (more likely) they do not care that we RECORD AUDIO for a living.</p> There is apparently a new business going in right next door to us here at the radio station. They must not really realize us, or (more likely) they do not care that we RECORD AUDIO for a living. Mrs. Santa (Fuzz sings) http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/12/mrs-santa-fuzz-sings/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/12/mrs-santa-fuzz-sings/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:35:21 +0000 Fuzz http://fuzzmartin.com/?p=2660 I love screwing up people’s favorite songs. Here’s one I wrote in honor of Mrs. Claus. Actually, I wrote it last year, but it was a little past Christmas time, so I thought I’d wait to put it out there till now. You can listen to my version of it… or just read the lyrics. ;) A little warning – it’s not exactly safe for kids or church or too loudly in your cubicle. There aren’t any swear words… just questionable subject matter. :oops:

Oh, and I’m singing (in character) which is terrible, terrible, terrible (but it’s supposed to be). :)

Mrs. Santa (to Santa Baby) by Fuzz Martin

Lyrics after the jump

Mrs. Santa, your husband’s not at home tonight, that’s right…
I bet you’re one bad girl,
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…

Mrs. Santa, no one even knows your first name, that’s lame!
Mind if I call you Elaine?
Mrs. Santa, if you just call me “daddy” tonight.

Think of all the fun you’ve missed,
I’m number one on the bad boy list…
I promise you I’ll do you just as good,
As any elf in the North Pole could

Mrs. Santa, I hope you don’t think that I’m rude, or crude,
Unless you want me to be,
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…

You little Vixen, I hope you’ve got a package for me, or three…
I’ve got one for you, too…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…

Mrs. Santa, I’ll fill your stockings up with objects, and sex,
Perhaps I’m crossing the line…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight.

Let me show you my Christmas tree…
You can see it better there on your knees,
I’m thinking that your husband must be gay,
‘Cuz this sure beats milk and cookies…

Mrs. Santa, I promise not to mention a thing, schhhawing,
He’s gone now, let’s get it on…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…

I’m coming down your chimney tonight

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/12/12/mrs-santa-fuzz-sings/feed/ 1 <p>I love screwing up people’s favorite songs. Here’s one I wrote in honor of Mrs. Claus. Actually, I wrote it last year, but it was a little past Christmas time, so I thought I’d wait to put it out there till now. You can listen to my version of it… or just read the lyrics. <img src='http://www.fuzzmartin.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> A little warning – it’s not exactly safe for kids or church or too loudly in your cubicle. There aren’t any swear words… just questionable subject matter. <img src='http://www.fuzzmartin.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif' alt=':oops:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> <p>Oh, and I’m singing (in character) which is terrible, terrible, terrible (but it’s supposed to be). <img src='http://www.fuzzmartin.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> <p><strong>Mrs. Santa (to Santa Baby) by Fuzz Martin</strong></p> <p>Lyrics after the jump</p> <p><span id="more-2660"></span>Mrs. Santa, your husband’s not at home tonight, that’s right…<br /> I bet you’re one bad girl,<br /> Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…</p> <p>Mrs. Santa, no one even knows your first name, that’s lame!<br /> Mind if I call you Elaine?<br /> Mrs. Santa, if you just call me “daddy” tonight.</p> <p>Think of all the fun you’ve missed,<br /> I’m number one on the bad boy list…<br /> I promise you I’ll do you just as good,<br /> As any elf in the North Pole could</p> <p>Mrs. Santa, I hope you don’t think that I’m rude, or crude,<br /> Unless you want me to be,<br /> Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…</p> <p>You little Vixen, I hope you’ve got a package for me, or three…<br /> I’ve got one for you, too…<br /> Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…</p> <p>Mrs. Santa, I’ll fill your stockings up with objects, and sex,<br /> Perhaps I’m crossing the line…<br /> Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight.</p> <p>Let me show you my Christmas tree…<br /> You can see it better there on your knees,<br /> I’m thinking that your husband must be gay,<br /> ‘Cuz this sure beats milk and cookies…</p> <p>Mrs. Santa, I promise not to mention a thing, schhhawing,<br /> He’s gone now, let’s get it on…<br /> Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…</p> <p>I’m coming down your chimney tonight</p> I love screwing up people’s favorite songs. Here’s one I wrote in honor of Mrs. Claus. Actually, I wrote it last year, but it was a little past Christmas time, so I thought I’d wait to put it out there till now. You can listen to my version [...] Fuzz Martin mrs. santa,santa baby Podcaster Test http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/11/23/podcaster-test/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/11/23/podcaster-test/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:45:23 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3632 Test

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/11/23/podcaster-test/feed/ 2 <p>Test</p> Test Brewers and Harley Davidson Endorse Barack Obama http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/23/brewers-and-harley-davidson-endorse-barack-obama/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/23/brewers-and-harley-davidson-endorse-barack-obama/#comments Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:06:23 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3539 …at least that’s the perception given by Barack Obama’s new commercial that is running on WTMJ. The spot plays off of John McCain saying that he would “hate to live in Milwaukee.”

Here’s the script:

Hi. This is Steve Cagle. You know, the other day I heard something outrageous. John McCain actually said in an interview with the Washington Post that he would, and I quote, ‘hate to live in Milwaukee.’ Hate to live in Milwaukee? Home of the Harley Davidson, Kopps custard and the Brewers? Well, this is the same John McCain who’s called laws making the federal government buy American-made products – quote – disgraceful. The same McCain who is going to keep giving tax breaks to companies that ship our jobs overseas. And the same John McCain who owns seven homes scattered around the country. Hey, I own just one, and I’m proud to be born and raised here in Milwaukee. So when John McCain says he’d hate to live in Milwaukee, I say, it’d be worse to see him live in the White House. We just can’t afford John McCain.

Woah! Harley Davidson and the Milwaukee Brewers are very protective of their brands! I’m about 95% sure that the Obama campaign did NOT get permission to refer to the Brewers, HD, or even Kopps in their spot. In fact, as a radio station, we are not allowed to mention Milwaukee Brewers in commercials even if we are giving away Brewers tickets. They do this to protect their brand and make sure their names aren’t tied to anything that could be construed as controversial. They also do it to make sure that nobody is making money off of their names without a fair cut.

I don’t think that they got permission, and I encourage the lawyers to send out the same cease and desist letters that they send to local radio stations when they air commercials for “a chance to win Milwaukee Brewers tickets.”

If the Brewers, Harley Davidson, and Kopps custard ARE endorsing Barack Obama, then it looks like I won’t be buying any Brewers tickets, I will make my first motorcycle purchase a Kawasaki, and I’ll only be eating custard at Culver’s.

Here’s the spot (via ABC – hence the ABC tones in the beginning – and I’m sure they endorse Obama anyway).

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/23/brewers-and-harley-davidson-endorse-barack-obama/feed/ 0 <p>…at least that’s the perception given by Barack Obama’s new commercial that is running on WTMJ. The spot plays off of John McCain saying that he would “hate to live in Milwaukee.”</p> <p>Here’s the script:</p> <blockquote><p>Hi. This is Steve Cagle. You know, the other day I heard something outrageous. John McCain actually said in an interview with the Washington Post that he would, and I quote, ‘hate to live in Milwaukee.’ Hate to live in Milwaukee? Home of the Harley Davidson, Kopps custard and the Brewers? Well, this is the same John McCain who’s called laws making the federal government buy American-made products – quote – disgraceful. The same McCain who is going to keep giving tax breaks to companies that ship our jobs overseas. And the same John McCain who owns seven homes scattered around the country. Hey, I own just one, and I’m proud to be born and raised here in Milwaukee. So when John McCain says he’d hate to live in Milwaukee, I say, it’d be worse to see him live in the White House. We just can’t afford John McCain.</p></blockquote> <p>Woah! Harley Davidson and the Milwaukee Brewers are very protective of their brands! I’m about 95% sure that the Obama campaign did NOT get permission to refer to the Brewers, HD, or even Kopps in their spot. In fact, as a radio station, we are not allowed to mention Milwaukee Brewers in commercials even if we are giving away Brewers tickets. They do this to protect their brand and make sure their names aren’t tied to anything that could be construed as controversial. They also do it to make sure that nobody is making money off of their names without a fair cut.</p> <p>I don’t think that they got permission, and I encourage the lawyers to send out the same cease and desist letters that they send to local radio stations when they air commercials for “a chance to win Milwaukee Brewers tickets.”</p> <p>If the Brewers, Harley Davidson, and Kopps custard ARE endorsing Barack Obama, then it looks like I won’t be buying any Brewers tickets, I will make my first motorcycle purchase a Kawasaki, and I’ll only be eating custard at Culver’s.</p> <p>Here’s the spot (via ABC – hence the ABC tones in the beginning – and I’m sure they endorse Obama anyway).</p> …at least that’s the perception given by Barack Obama’s new commercial that is running on WTMJ. The spot plays off of John McCain saying that he would “hate to live in Milwaukee.” Here’s the script: Hi. This is Steve Cagle. You know, [...] “The Truth” – A Horseshit Ad by Barack Obama http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/21/the-truth-a-horseshit-ad-by-barack-obama/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/21/the-truth-a-horseshit-ad-by-barack-obama/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:11:33 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3531 Enjoy this garbage:

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/21/the-truth-a-horseshit-ad-by-barack-obama/feed/ 0 <p>Enjoy this garbage:</p> <p><a href="http://www.fuzzmartin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/8211.mp3"></a></p> Enjoy this garbage: Just For Claude http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/09/just-for-claude/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/09/just-for-claude/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:29:05 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3509 I put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy.

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/10/09/just-for-claude/feed/ 1 <p>I put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy.</p> I put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy. Obama Doesn’t Want Your Guns http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/09/23/obama-doesnt-want-your-guns/ http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/09/23/obama-doesnt-want-your-guns/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:39:46 +0000 Fuzz http://www.fuzzmartin.com/?p=3448 …or at least that’s what he wants you to believe.

]]> http://www.fuzzmartin.com/2008/09/23/obama-doesnt-want-your-guns/feed/ 0 <p>…or at least that’s what he wants you to believe.</p> …or at least that’s what he wants you to believe.