As seen on AsSeenInWI.com:

And we were told George Bush was an idiot:

How embarrassing.

…like a boss…

This is hilarious! (H/T: http://yourofficemate.com/):

Hilarious!

Hattip – @SteveEgg…

From The Onion:

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Haha! Phel – enjoy!

This is kinda funny:

Hilarious! From The Onion:

I put this together for you, today, Claude. Enjoy.

From Iowahawk:

Brilliant!!! From The Onion:

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

Best quote: “We need to develop totally new products for marginally politically active liberals to throw their money away on.”

H/T: KB

I’ve had this stupid song in my head all day. And, when I get stupid songs in my head, sometimes I morph them into even dumber parodies. I’ve been doing it since I was old enough to remember. It must be genetic — my dad does it and my daughter does, now, too. The following parody is too raunchy for my my daughter to hear, though… and, therefore, it is a tad too risque for my show. So… here you go — the actual song precedes my adolescent lyrics.  — Play it and sing along with my words for the best effect.

A Raunchy Rebuttal/Parody of Taylor Swift’s, “Should’ve Said No,” by Fuzz Martin

I remember how I used to think
You were always kind of a big skank
That’s gone

I think I’ve had about enough of you
So I started sneakin’ ’round behind you
I’m gone

You say that you want me back
I’ll give you one chance
To let me back into your pants
And you say “no.”

You should have said “yes”
When I asked you for sex
Then I wouldn’t have been sleeping with your friends
Like Ginger
Or your best friend, Britney
You shouldn’t have said “no” every time
Cuz’ it’s the only thing on my mind
Oh, I forgot about your sister’s friend, Denise
You should have said “yes”
Baby then you might still have me

You can see that I’ve been trying
I usually know all the right things
To say

But do you honestly
Expect me to believe
You have another headache

I say “just lay down on your back”
Please give me one chance
To open your bra clasp
And you say, “no.”

You should have said “yes”
When I asked you for sex
Then I wouldn’t have been sleeping with your friends
Like Makayla
Or your friend’s mom, Ms. Beverly
You shouldn’t have said “no” every time
Cuz’ it’s the only thing on my mind
Oh, I can’t forget your neighbor, Kimberly
You should have said “yes”
Baby then you might still have me

You’re allowed to resist
But that’s enough of this
Well, that’s perfect
All I hear is
No, no, no, no, no, no

You should have said “yes”
When I asked you for sex
Then I wouldn’t have been sleeping with your friends
Like Taylor
Or your dad’s new wife, Marlene
You shouldn’t have said “no” every time
Cuz’ it’s the only thing on my mind
Last night I nailed your sister, Bobbie Lee
You should have said “yes”
Baby then you might still have me

—–

HT: Claude

From JoeSportsFan.com (there are a ton of them – go read ‘em):

While normally I cannot stand Paris Hilton for one second, this ‘political ad’ she put together for Funny or Die is totally f*cking hilarious!

I’ve honestly been so out of touch with this election season that I haven’t really had any strong feelings one way or the other. I mean, I can’t stand Obama, but McCain is so all over the place that I don’t really trust him either.

So, for those of you who don’t really care about the election this year, here are some tips from The Onion on pretending like you actually give a shit about McCain or Obama. As always, the text that is on the screen during the video is just as funny as the characters.

Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

Hat tip – my dad:

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government  
and then the government gives you some milk.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk  
to the government; then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the  
other; then you pour the milk down the drain.

Dictatorship: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and  
keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

…this is one of the funniest videos EVER. I love it!

Hattip: JG

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Next thing you know, the Bud Bowl will be a soccer game!