Oink Snort Grunt
April 28th, 2009 by FuzzTagged as: panera, rude people.
For a good 75 seconds, I was all alone on my side of the Panera restaurant trying to get some work done. While there were are at least 13 empty tables on this side of the divider wall, two HUGE women decided that they wanted to sit down at the table right next to mine. These weren’t just big women, they were big women that had two of the loudest mouths and stories that I have heard in a long time.
It was impossible for me to even think, much less work, with this kind of garbage four feet from my head:
Woman one: “Well, Tommy has never even been to Summerfest, but he’s really looking forward to going this year.”
Woman two: “You know, they’re saying that if this Swine Flu turns into a pandemic, there won’t be a Summerfest this year. They’re going to cancel Summerfest, and the Washington County Fair, and the State Fair, and all of those other big events. I bet there won’t even be baseball games.”
O.M.G. I need to leave.


