Mrs. Santa (Fuzz sings)
December 12th, 2008 by FuzzTagged as: Christmas, mrs. santa, santa baby.
I love screwing up people’s favorite songs. Here’s one I wrote in honor of Mrs. Claus. Actually, I wrote it last year, but it was a little past Christmas time, so I thought I’d wait to put it out there till now. You can listen to my version of it… or just read the lyrics. 
A little warning – it’s not exactly safe for kids or church or too loudly in your cubicle. There aren’t any swear words… just questionable subject matter. 
Oh, and I’m singing (in character) which is terrible, terrible, terrible (but it’s supposed to be). 
Mrs. Santa (to Santa Baby) by Fuzz Martin
Lyrics after the jump
Mrs. Santa, your husband’s not at home tonight, that’s right…
I bet you’re one bad girl,
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…
Mrs. Santa, no one even knows your first name, that’s lame!
Mind if I call you Elaine?
Mrs. Santa, if you just call me “daddy” tonight.
Think of all the fun you’ve missed,
I’m number one on the bad boy list…
I promise you I’ll do you just as good,
As any elf in the North Pole could
Mrs. Santa, I hope you don’t think that I’m rude, or crude,
Unless you want me to be,
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…
You little Vixen, I hope you’ve got a package for me, or three…
I’ve got one for you, too…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…
Mrs. Santa, I’ll fill your stockings up with objects, and sex,
Perhaps I’m crossing the line…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight.
Let me show you my Christmas tree…
You can see it better there on your knees,
I’m thinking that your husband must be gay,
‘Cuz this sure beats milk and cookies…
Mrs. Santa, I promise not to mention a thing, schhhawing,
He’s gone now, let’s get it on…
Mrs. Santa, I’m sneaking down your chimney tonight…
I’m coming down your chimney tonight
December 12th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
my gosh fuzz you seem so reserved on the radio…funny though….enjoy your snowbank jumping, rough riding, backed up storm sewer catchbasin weekend in mayberry!!! see you at the parade… no singing this song though