Bigfoot is a Big Lie
August 20th, 2008 by FuzzTagged as: bigfoot, hoax, redneck dumbasses.
You know those two jamokes who claimed that they found Bigfoot? Well, it turns out that they had a really big rubber suit in that cooler.
From CNN:
Whitton and Dyer announced last week that they had found the body of a 7-foot-7-inch, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature while hiking in the north Georgia mountains in June. They said they put the carcass in a freezer and had spotted about three similar living creatures.
“We were not looking for Bigfoot,” Whitton, a Clayton County, Georgia, police officer, said Friday during a news conference. “We wouldn’t know what we were doing if we did.”
He and Dyer insisted that scientific analysis would bear out their claim.
The hoax was discovered after an “expedited melting process,” Kulls wrote. “A break appeared up near the feet area … as the team and I began examining this area near the feet, I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot.”
It sounds like these two are going to get sued by all of the people who were ready to perform tests on the “animal.” The “police officer’s” career is also going to be over. There’s no way that he can ever testify in a trial after conducting a lie this big.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
it was all in good fun, though, right?