Politics with Cows

July 30th, 2008 by Fuzz
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Hat tip - my dad:

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government  
and then the government gives you some milk.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk  
to the government; then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the  
other; then you pour the milk down the drain.

Dictatorship: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and  
keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

2 Responses to “Politics with Cows”

  1. phel Says:

    I think we should have a new one for Wisconsinism. Let me think about it…

  2. Fuzz Says:

    Milwaukeeism: If you have two cows, be prepared to pay $40 for the new Hoof Tax.