OCN Thanks Jesse Jackson
July 11th, 2008 by FuzzTagged as: david feingold, hilarity, jesse jackson, obama's chocolate nuts.
A while ago, a man came up with a website called “Obama’s Chocolate Nuts.” He thought it was “nuts” that people were giddy over a man that they new nothing about. So, like any good American capitalist, he started selling something — chocolate covered peanuts graced with Obama’s likeness.
Enter Jesse Jackson.
The other day, Jackson said that Obama was “talking down” to black people, and that Jackson wanted to, “rip his nuts off.”
Go ahead, Google, “obama’s nuts.” Yup… you get ObamasChocolateNuts.com.
David Feingold, the owner of OCN.com (and FatJewishGuy.com) had this to say:
Thank You Jesse Jackson For Loving Obamas Nuts
I went to the dentist today.
Thought I was getting a root canal, but that’s gonna be next Wednesday.
Today was just a cleaning.
I did get some gas, however, because I am scared.
Yeah, I know I am a little baby, but still I HATE the dentist and the gas takes away the fear.
It also sent me into a world that I wish I could get back to.
I think I was hallucinating, because I thought I heard Jesse Jackson say that he wants to “Rip Obama’s Nuts Off.”
He couldn’t have said that?
Right?
I mean I was the one who talked about Obama’s Chocolate Nuts.
Not a respectable reverend like Jesse Jackson?
But apparently it wasn’t the gas.
It’s true.
Perhaps one day we’ll learn that Jesse Jackson and Dave Feingold are in cahoots. Feingold couldn’t have bought advertising this good… but good for him.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Does this mean that Mr. himeytown will not be in BHO’s cabinet. I was not shocked by the statement, but I was surprised he ended his sentence with the prepostion “off”. Shouldn’t it be I want to cut off his nuts.