I saw a woman, at 10AM yesterday, buying a 30-pack of Natural Light “beer.” It was at that moment that I realized that there is no other purpose on this planet for drinking Natural Light, or Natural Ice for that matter, except for getting drunk. That “beer” tastes more like a mixture of Milorganite and a cup of MMSD treated “water.”
Therefore, if you drink Natrual Light, you’re an alcoholic… and it’s My Theory that you should seek help.
A gift and snowflakes for Christmas, Hanukkah, or even a winter birthday.
A small Christmas gift with Christmas ornaments.
Blue and white snowflakes in snow. Perfect winter or Christmas background.
Christmas Ornaments and snow flakes on a bed of snow.
A Christmas party top hat with ornaments.
An engagement / anniversary ring on snow set in front of Christmas ornaments/baubles.
Coffee mugs set in snowflakes.
Umbrellas on a beach.
Rusty wood background.
Miami Skyline taken from Key Biscayne.
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March 10th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Right On The Money.